Hemp · CBD · THC · Wellness shop
No experience needed. No jargon. The useful part is the conversation.
Call (239) 331-4807 See what’s on this monthOpen Mon–Sat 10am–8pm, Sun 12–5pm. Seniors 10% off Tuesdays. Veterans and active duty 10% every day.
What’s behind the counter
Every brand on this shelf has to give us a current, batch-specific lab report from a lab that doesn’t own a piece of them. Ask and we’ll read it with you.
Walk in Monday–Saturday 10am–8pm, Sunday 12–5pm. Seniors 10% off Tuesdays. Veterans and active duty 10% every day.
What’s behind the counter
Every brand on this shelf has to give us a current, batch-specific lab report from a lab that doesn’t own a piece of them. Ask and we’ll pull the sheet and read it with you.
Pinned by the register
These are real questions we get every week. Nobody here thinks they’re silly. Ask them out loud when you come in — or read them here first.
You are not the first person to ask.
No. Not from anything on that shelf. If you want the kind that does, that’s a different conversation and we can have it. Tell us which one you’re after and we’ll point you at the right side of the room.
Yes — we’re a licensed Florida retailer and we only stock what we’re allowed to sell you. No card needed to walk in and buy hemp products. If your question is really about the medical program, we help with that too, downstairs in the details.
That one’s for your doctor or your pharmacist, and we’d rather you ask them before you buy anything. Bring your list of medications in and we’ll show you exactly what’s in the bottle so you have something concrete to take to them.
Ask them first. We’ll still be here.
Because we can show you the paperwork. Every brand here supplies a current lab report tied to the actual batch, from a lab with no stake in the brand. If a company won’t send that sheet, it doesn’t get shelf space.
Start small, stay there a few days, write down what you notice. That’s the whole method. We’ll go through the dropper with you at the counter so you know what a serving actually looks like in your hand.
We carry pet products and plenty of people come in asking about their older dogs. Talk to your vet first, then come and tell us his weight and what he’ll actually eat. Bring him in if he likes a car ride.
Half the people who come through that door say some version of that, usually in a lower voice. Sit down, ask the daft questions, take the twenty minutes. Nobody is going to sell you anything you don’t understand.
Or call and ask: (239) 331-4807On the shelves
Four shelves, roughly. No prices here and no menu — what you want is the conversation about which one suits you, and that happens in person.
The shelf most first-timers end up at. We’ll show you the dropper, explain what a serving is, and write the starting amount on the box in pen.
For people who don’t want to think about a dropper. The conversation here is mostly about timing and reading the label properly — we’ll do that part together.
Balms, salves and rubs. Customers who don’t want to swallow anything at all usually start here. Try a bit on the back of your hand before you decide.
Usually the softest conversation of the day, and usually about an old dog. Speak to your vet, then come and tell us his weight. Dogs are welcome in the shop.
Before you come in
Small shop, couches, a flag on the wall and someone who’ll actually talk to you. Nothing clinical about it.
Why we say no to brands
A Certificate of Analysis is a lab’s report on one specific batch. Current, batch-specific, and from a lab that doesn’t own a piece of the brand — or it doesn’t come in the door. That’s the whole standard.
Ask at the counter and we’ll pull the sheet for whatever you’re holding and read it with you, line by line, until it makes sense.
If they won’t send the sheet, that’s the answer.
Shelf card · example only
Certificate of analysis
Blank on purpose — this shows you the shape of the document, not a real result.
Every value left blank. Real sheets live behind the counter.
Every Saturday
Health presentation
Weekly, in the shop. Call for this week’s topic and time.
Ongoing
On-site classes
Held in the space. Dates vary — call and we’ll tell you what’s next.
By appointment
Florida MMJ card evaluation
A local physician sees people here. No ID required. Booked by phone.
Every Tuesday
Seniors 10% off
All day. Veterans and active duty get 10% off every day of the week.
That’s Hans. Just ask him.
Meet Hans
Hans owns the shop and he’s usually in it. If you come in with a question, you get the walkthrough: what the categories are, what the label means, what the lab sheet says, and what to expect from the first week. If nothing here suits you, he’ll tell you that too.
There’s a studio in the same space, and classes and Saturday presentations run out of it. Plenty of people come by just for those.
Studio in the space and local raw honey from local beekeepers — both mentioned by customers. Client to confirm before publishing.
For healthcare practitioners
Chiropractors, physical therapists and physicians in the area already refer people here. We keep printed education material for waiting rooms, and Hans is happy to walk you through what’s on the shelf and what documentation we hold on it.
Call the shop, or send a note and we’ll get back to you.
4.9 across 54 Google reviews.
Wide selection. I was recommended a tincture and a topical, and found relief.
Hans is very educated about everything he sells.
Love the atmosphere. Hans is knowledgeable and approachable.
The store exceeded my expectations. Hans helps everyone, animals included.
Small store, the owner is a nice guy and very knowledgeable.
Visit
7211 Vanderbilt Beach Rd #3, Naples, FL 34119
Free parking right outside the unit, in the plaza lot. We’re in the row of shops — look for the acorn.
Hours
Monday–Saturday 10:00am – 8:00pm
Sunday 12:00pm – 5:00pm
A separate summer schedule is published by the store — client to confirm current hours.
Can’t get in? We do private in-home consultations by appointment, and limited local delivery. Call and ask.
